My first and most effective RESUME...!!

RESUME..! We can say a conclusion of our degree, all such showcase, hated to see our self in the professional mask so early, end of adulthood’s childhood. Yes no doubt some portion shows our real achievement that will make resume worth looking but rest are faking, so what about the work that is above the study, more countable than all this numbers, grade, and placement. Where will it count ----???-

 Once upon a time I was sitting and thinking to prepare my resume then I thought what incredible I have done in my degree?? That will increase my resume power at one glance. Which positive things will make my resume heavy, I pondered deeply and I found something; And after knowing it you will think why don’t they include such life’s golden achievements on resume  and here we are-

Classy Family-I made a family in my college and I don’t know why they call it Class, in this family head of family or “Bade Bujurge” are the members who generally spends their whole time with spirituals and Vaidh-Purans; these Vaidh-Purans are purchased by us to keep in mind that they are books, they teach us that how to obtain peace (sleep) in just 2 minute, so effective spirituals. After that now turn of respectable women of family; as we always respect the main incharge of our family our mothers and other women of family, same as here some girls in the class are treated as same. All children like us just wish to have a nap in her lap, as mom awakes their son in morning same as watching her coming into the class we passes our nights sleepless. As for the happiness of our mom we sit in the class and in the grid of active company of these girl in classes we increases mom’s happiness daily through attend those boring classes. Now let’s meet the children of family they all don’t want anything more just want to be as near as possible with their mom like respectable women (girls) of family. And we children also want to be keep in touch with their Bade-Bujurge because this Bujurge help these children to clear the exam of life. We children use to play the most popular game of childhood “Chhupan-Chupai” with of most irritating visitors who carries the tag of teachers.

So this is my family and I am always glad to be its member.

We Children-When god has to make you, he send his ego elders containing the lesson that god want to teach you. He makes his ego elders your colleagues, and in every moment of our life we learn from them, we place our one hand on their shoulder, dishes seems more delicious when we snatches it from them, how a 500 Rs note just converted into 50 just within one hour, how a most boring film seems to be Oskar winning movie with them, how they transform a unknown beautiful girls into your bhabhi, how their general talk includes some ‘Khansi (Ahmm Ahmm)’ when you receive a call or message from name indicating opposite sex, how they consider to touch books the biggest crime of the world, how they  have a hidden talent(only from teachers) to say a word(Present sir) into 5 different different tone, Salute to our understanding that in the examination hall containing 70 student if teacher urge us to sit most longest possible positions even then we able to  passes our thoughts, how a birthday becomes Red-hiring day for your body and your wallet  looses it’s weight.

Uncountable moments that can’t be put into worlds, as with them life seems too easy with them life have no tears, Just their face is enough to give a smile on your heart, Yes they are ego elders of god and including all them becomes I.

Never Ending Love Stories-What is love I don’t know but I know very well what is crush because all my grand opening of love ended to tiny waves of crush. Every time it seems Ohhh yes this girl will be my queen, Heart just want her nearness, whole world appreciation have no value in front of my name in her voice, as I replace me and her in every couple I see, all stories of romantic movies seems to be mine, Mind always do a rehearsal of behavior as she is in front of me, as just 2 second of eye contact with her make my day successful, as I dream whole my life with her, I dreams that how she hold my hand in my success and comes near me hit her shoulder with mine and with a gentle smile says-‘After all you are my man ’ and in my bad time, she sits beside me hold my hand tightly and says ‘Don’t worry I always be with you’.

I dreams how we are processing on the stairs of temple holding our hands, little chatty season then standing in front of the god prays for each other, same time a priest comes and she hide her heir with her Dupatta and priest place a dark red circle on her forehead, OMG she looks gorgeous perfect for being my wife.

“WIFE”….Am I Serious…!!!And as time passes these all romantic thoughts get deemed as the morning fog of sunny day, and again one bright day suddenly I see more beautiful, more pretty more fabulous girl and all the process goes into the FOR loop with another variable (girl), and with the time only variable changes, but algorithm remains same and still loop is running.

Yes that was the my achievements I have obtained them by paying my 4 important year of my life, further when we will proceed in our life and after some year when somewhere if we even heard ‘College’ word we will realize only these moments, A short smile will come on our face, and this smile will say to you “How mad was you at that time…!”,yes I was mad with them and they were more than me, we will live those 4 years in those few moments, and will pray to the God that please make that garland again whose flowers have lost their spirit by the heat of professionalism, give those moments again; those back chairs are still waiting for us I will keep my copies and beg around my neighborhood  chairs so that they can sit around me, today I have pan I will not irritate them for asking pan and paper, today I have a girl and I want that they tease me by taking her name and surely this time I will not beat them, I am dying to hear those prefixes and suffixes before and after my name those give the certificate of true friendship, I will say them that-

If one day you feel like crying call me...

I don’t promise that I will make you laugh, but I can cry with you.

If one day you want to run away, don’t be afraid to call me,

I don’t promise, to ask to you stop; But I can run with you.

If one day you don’t want to listen anyone Call me,

I promise to be there for you, and I promise to be very quite.

But if one day you call me….And there is no answer,

Come fast to see me, Perhaps…………… I NEED YOU…………….

Finally

Later in the life there will be no memory of these numbers, grades, and tgpa/cgpa so why should we are running to make us bundle of numbers Yes no doubt a positive academics will take you up but we can do it without ignoring real mean of relations, If there would be any column in resume to write your relational achievements so surely resumes will have more pages than our healthy books. 

LOVE YOU ALL....!!

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